I would like a resort room, please…
…with an extra-large mattress, a TV, and a type of little fridges you must open with a key.
And I’d additionally like a limousine, a pizza and a 16-scoop ice cream sundae.
Every of those requests could be accommodated on the Plaza Lodge in New York Metropolis, simply as they had been for Kevin McCallister greater than 30 years in the past.
The enduring venue’s “Home Alone: Fun in New York” package deal gives company the chance to spend a day within the lifetime of Kevin — the family-vacation dodging, booby-trap setting, burglar-stopping 9-year-old who as soon as fictionally checked in there.
Obtainable year-round for resort company so as to add to their go to, the particular expertise can also be usually requested for the Make-A-Want Basis. After all, it takes on an additional particular really feel at Christmastime.
When given the prospect to expertise a model of this, I took it.
I actually adopted in Kevin McCallister’s footsteps, getting into the very foyer he walked by means of, repeating the very strains he stated, sporting the very outfit he wore: a inexperienced jacket, khaki pants and a pom-pom beanie. There was a backpack over my shoulders, a Talkboy in my hand and an amazing need to recreate film scenes racing by means of my thoughts.
A Hollywood fantasy was about to develop into my actuality. To completely capitalize on the once-in-a-lifetime alternative, I wanted recommendation from somebody who had already skilled it.
So, I requested Macaulay Culkin.
Actor Macaulay Culkin and NBC’s Mike Gavin on the film screening and Q&A occasion “A Nostalgic Night with Macaulay Culkin” in New Jersey in December 2024. (Credit score: Mike Gavin/Standing Ovations Reside)
The beloved actor who performed Kevin occurred to be within the tri-state space across the time of my keep for his nostalgic “Home Alone” film screening tour that included Q&A classes and meet-and-greets.
His recommendation to me on every part from pizza to ice cream will stay between the actual Kevin McCallister and pretend (see: myself). However each have now stayed on the Plaza Lodge, and each have stated…
Now this can be a trip.
THE RESERVATION: ‘Howdy do’
First, I wanted to purchase a cassette tape and batteries for the Talkboy.
I then discovered that not like in “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” – scenes of which had been filmed on the Plaza – it’s not so easy to order a room utilizing Kevin’s tape-recording, voice-altering Nineteen Nineties toy.
I do know as a result of I attempted.
After I referred to as the resort and pressed play, regardless of the agent’s greatest effort to help, the pre-recorded message by “Peter McCallister, the father,” didn’t present the enough data wanted to safe a room on the world-renowned luxurious resort.
On-line reserving didn’t exist in Kevin’s day – nor did smartphones and their power-outage-immune alarm clocks, cell boarding passes or location-tracking apps that may have derailed the plot of the film. However, these days, it’s probably the most handy and most popular technique to order a room. And guess what’s sometimes required to take action?
Bank card? You bought it.
THE CHECK IN: ‘Reservation for McCallister’
Bellmen on the steps exterior of the Fifth Avenue foyer greeted company as they made their means inside. I entered by means of the enduring revolving door that leads into the majestic resort foyer, with Christmas bushes and vacation décor beneath a glistening crystal chandelier.
Towering arched doorways opened to The Palm Court docket, a well-liked setting for afternoon tea that’s adjoining to the hall the place Kevin requested a future president for instructions to the foyer.
I walked previous the concierge desk – there was no signal of Cedric counting his ideas in public, and Mr. Hector should have been someplace investigating a stolen bank card or inflatable clown – and over to the elevators that led to the suite. I thought-about doing a operating slide throughout the marble flooring and thru the elevator door however didn’t as a result of I wouldn’t slide almost so far as Kevin McCallister. Plus, I didn’t wish to get into mischief.
And ma’am, generally I do get into mischief. All of us do!
THE SUITE: ‘This is one of our finest suites, sir’
A personal elevator took me as much as the Royal Suite – the Plaza Lodge’s most extraordinary providing.
The “Home Alone” package deal could be added to any of the resort’s guestroom or suites year-round, with a beginning value of $2,160 plus tax.
This palatial suite — priced at greater than $40,000 per evening — is match for royalty, celebrities and company of “The New Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong.” However on today, it was host to some man dressed as a child from a Nineteen Nineties film.
Mike Gavin
The 4,500-square-foot room consists of three bedrooms and 4 loos. An entrance gallery led right into a front room with a grand piano and a eating room with a desk that seats 12.
Neglect about a bit of fridge you must open with a key, this suite has a full chef’s kitchen – in addition to a library and a fully-equipped health club.
The first bed room not solely has an extra-large mattress ultimate for leaping on, but in addition a hearth, image home windows overlooking Fifth Avenue, and a dressing space with leather-based and wood-paneled closets.
That leads into the first rest room, the place plush tub robes await, together with a tiny one to your canine. Sure, even pups get pampered on the Plaza.
I stared within the mirror, located above double sinks that includes 24-carat gold-plated fixtures. I contemplated shaving my beard for the event till I remembered how loudly Kevin screamed after being burned by after-shave lotion.
I stood on the lavatory’s heated flooring, surrounded by personal water closets and an vintage tub that on today was full of bottles of champagne on ice.
Luxurious … and spacious.
THE LIMO: ‘A limousine and a pizza, compliments of the Plaza Lodge’
I exited the foyer, walked down the steps, and approached a stretch limousine that was ready for me within the very spot the place it as soon as picked up Kevin.
Ready inside my chariot had been eight slices of pure New York heaven.
Mr. McCallister, right here’s your very personal cheese pizza.
I stretched my legs on the again seat whereas having fun with a slice, and I washed it down with a can of Coca-Cola that I poured right into a champagne glass.
You possibly can dine like Kevin whereas the limo drives round New York Metropolis for 4 hours, stopping at landmark filming areas from the film like Radio Metropolis Music Corridor, Carnegie Corridor and Central Park.
The latter is simply throughout the road from the Plaza, so I went for a stroll within the park. I didn’t see the Pigeon Woman, however I did see her pigeons. They had been proper by the bridge the place Kevin gave her the turtle dove on Christmas morning. And, by the way in which, Kevin…you couldn’t invite her into your big suite on the Plaza for a heat meal as an alternative of giving her an decoration?! Anyway…
I made my solution to Rockefeller Middle and stood within the very spot the place Kevin was reunited along with his mom.
I appeared on the tree in amazement whereas others checked out me in confusion, questioning why they had been seeing a grown man dressed as Kevin McCallister.
One particular person even shouted, “KEVIN!!!”
THE STAFF: ‘Your drawers, sir’
My bag was filled with film props — no, I didn’t convey a rope soaked in kerosene or some other booby lure provides.
I did convey a duplicate of the New York Occasions with mugshots of Harry and Marv on the quilt, a VHS copy of the fictional film Kevin watches within the suite titled “Angels With Even Filthier Souls,” and a pair of freshly pressed boxer shorts on a hanger.
And sure, I requested Plaza employees members to play a task in scene recreations. Evan knocked on my suite door whereas holding the hanger and stated, “Your drawers, sir.” Eddie graciously allowed me to tip him with sticks of gum, and I informed him there’s loads extra the place that got here from.
The Plaza employees has recreated way more significant scenes from the film whereas partnering with the Make-a-Want basis.
The resort welcomes Want Youngsters all through the vacation season to expertise the “Home Alone” package deal. One baby dreamt of being chased by means of the resort by the Sticky Bandits. So, Daniel Brigano, the resort’s visitor expertise director, and Benjamin Beraha, the meals and beverage supervisor, dressed up as Harry and Marv and reenacted scenes within the foyer to make that want come true.
Hello ya, pal!
Plaza Lodge workers assist reenact a scene from the film “Home Alone” as a part of the resort’s partnership with the Make-a-Want Basis. (Credit score: Plaza Lodge)
THE HOME ALONE SUNDAE: ‘Two scoops, sir?’
Two? Make it three…or 4…or 16. I’m not driving.
The cherry on prime of my keep on the Plaza Lodge was rolled into my suite on a cart by a butler sporting white gloves.
He positioned in entrance of me a decadent sterling silver platter, on the heart of which was 16 scoops of ice cream topped with whipped cream. It was surrounded by an assortment of toppings, together with M&M’s, rainbow sprinkles, brownie bits and maraschino cherries. An array of sauces — chocolate, caramel and raspberry – had been out there for drizzling.
I sat, alone, consuming an ice cream sundae in one of many world’s most famed inns. I questioned if I spent $967 on room service, I waited for an invasion by the Sticky Bandits that by no means got here, I mirrored on my day as Kevin on the Plaza.
From the foyer to the limo, the pizza to the Plaza employees, and the suite to the sundae, all I might say was….
Now this can be a trip.